1. (Source: silkeu, via lindsayolohan)

  2. “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

    -Tina Fey

    (via mistakemanaged)

  3. etherealheart:

    Home is where the heart is…

    (via ven-ti)

  5. (Source: ethertune, via lindsayolohan)

  8. (Source: allsmallz, via lindsayolohan)

  9. thatfunnyblog:

    she died like 17 times

    (Source: loboculiao, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)